A rt. 1: Consider 'man' in the terms of this Code, when that is like a fine wine, start out as 'grapes'.
is the duty and obligation of women trampling and keep the dark, to mature and become good company for dinner.
Section 2: If he does not want, whoever you want.
Art. 2 bis: If you do not want it, you do not deserve it.
Article 3: Pretend always be pure, good and innocent.
Article 4: Lie with talent, and deny all to death. In the end they end up believing.
Article 5: Never trust men, not even his brother.
Article 6: Singles yes, never alone.
Article 7: If yet you still want to keep a male friend, never tell their war strategies, let alone their victories.
Article 8: Do you think a 'bonus track' with an ex? Remember que'figurita repeatedly fails to complete the album '(although you can collect good) *. * Ignorance of the law does not excuse, if the exception is not expressly authorized by law.
Section 9: Never discuss his past relationships to his current partner.
Title II: General Men
Article 10: Cook men to 'bath' (delay, but in the end you never know when you will need them .)
11: When a man calls a 'time', you want to try another. And if you're lucky, get back with you. Note that 'time, only gives the clock. "
12: Female hen only serves to make stew.
13: Always have a headline, and a huge reserve bank.
Article 14: Never ceases to be in all places, when we can not always keep you from passing information detective.
15: Catalogue victims forever.
16: Do not try to prioritize who comes as an option.
Article 17: "The man is the head ...? ... The woman is the neck, and can move his head as he pleases (and wherever it's convenient, of course).
Title III: Of the men in particular
18: The man who does not care, open competition and loses the preference.
• a-) Repeat forever: 'Do not trip over the line moving. "
• b-) But remember: The door is selective.
19: If he decides to return * encountered, repeat always, 'take number and wait for the end of the line. "
returned * sorry ...? Does not serve to remove number.
Article 20: Do not live in the past ... who thinks the past is a museum.
21: The man says 'you are too much for me'? Please note: TRUE!
Article 22: 'Prince Charming' ...? Wolf is better ... that is better, hear better and eat better!
23: Engi some strategy to move to the front of the gentleman in question, only to exclaim 'what a coincidence that you pass this !!!'.
Title IV: Duties of Women.
Article 24: Chamullo (either condescending to the extreme), the man does not realize that we too can do it.
25: A real expert is never caught in flagrante delicto.
26: Detonate all men, deserves no consideration.
Article 27: Record all cellular, drawers, cars, pockets, papers ...
Rule 28: Do not forgive vénguese.
Article 29: Does your man angry? These are the ways to irritate him:
• a-) Hide the TV remote control and mini component.
• b-) Close the car door with full force.
• c-) Put all the beer in the freezer and allow to freeze completely.
• d-) Use the car's rearview mirror for makeup and let it completely moved. If you have time, do the same with the other mirrors.
• e-) Convince them that you know how to cut his hair.
• f-) Raise the car with muddy heels and rub it on the carpet.
• g-) When asked 'What ...? as it was ...? ", say: 'No worry about me, I'm fine. "
• h-) Write messages on car windows fogged.
• i-) Cut the light 'accidentally' in the middle of the football game.
Art.30: 'Do not take bologna sandwich to a banquet of caviar. " If you vaa a place full of men, accompanied ¡¡¿¿¿ what ???!!!
Title V: Of the provisions of this code Article 31: Since its entry into force, the law would apply even to the consequences of the legal relationship.
32: The present laws have retroactive effect.
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